DID YOU KNOW that one way to feel happy and accomplished is to be SUPER PRODUCTIVE? Alert the media: breaking news, right? I got a lot of things done this morning and I haven't even had lunch yet, and I'm feeling very pleased with myself. Look, ma, I'm not a totally useless waste of space ( Read more... )

(1) I wrote my help_pakistan fic for gardinha. ♥

Want You Right Now, Darling
Inception, Arthur/Eames, PG, 3310 words
Crack. In which unexpected side effects have left Eames incapable of uttering the word "darling" without rendering himself an irresistible object of lust to everyone except Arthur. Arthur is not pleased. Also, Cobb wants to write a book.

Some things ( Read more... )

In approximately an hour, I will be attempting to jump my dead car and hope that the battery has not totally given up and died on me. Here is also hoping I do not die in an explosive car fire! If you do not hear from me by tomorrow night, I'm probably dead. D: You may write me poetry to leave on my altar; or porn, porn is okay too. (It's okay ( Read more... )

GOOD: Hung out with efio_47 yesterday, peachgirldb today. Lovely lovelies, they are some of my absolute favorites. :) and conspiire tomorrow! We will watch Liverpool play and I will revel in not being surrounded solely by Man Utd fans.

BAD: My parents are intent on being high-strung and pissy and manifesting said high-strung-ness and pissiness by stealing my car. Stop that ( Read more... )